Kiss my fairy dust, Bitches!

As he slowly climbed the stairs, Cassidy looked upward and vowed in Scarlett O'Hara-like fashion, “As God is my witness, I shall never kick a man who's got my dick in his mouth again.

Cassidy continued to rub his chest and groaned at Ollie pleadingly. “I don't like it. Make it stop.”“It's just love, sweetie. It won't kill you. I promise.”“Love totally sucks ass!”Ollie shrugged nonchalantly. “Perhaps I'm wrong. Maybe you're having a heart attack.”Cassidy glanced back up, hopeful. “You think?”Ollie shook his head. “You're one sick bitch.

No sticky till I no longer feel icky, you feel me?

I used to have Santa and the whole coal thing, but between Wade and their father, the little shits get whatever they want. They no longer feel like they need the fat bastard!

Instead of hearing the message he was trying to impress upon me and the impressionable queer ears hanging on his every word, all I could think was, I can't believe he just told them all how old I am.- Jason's reaction to Chad's speech

Jackie had now changed her tune, clinging to me as if she liked it. “I’m irresistible, brother, he’s swapping sides for me.”“I can’t fight it any longer,” I said, nonchalantly.Wade shook his head at us. “I’ll be sure to pass this news along to your husband, sis.”“He can have the kids,” Jackie said, causing everyone to chuckle.“We insist,” I tossed in.

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.

I tore off another chuck of muffin and stared down at my chest. I shrugged and dabbed the muffin in the cum and popped it in my mouth. "I can't believe you just did that!" "Yeah," I snarled up my lip, "didn't quite think that one through all the way.

Don’t do it gurl,” he said with a wink. “You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend’s husband’s dick now drop it.